| You know
you're a stoner when...you look at the
person next to you and say "I'm not as think
as you stoned I am - this comfy is so couch
table. |
Todd S. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you wash your bong
more often than your dishes. |
Nik L. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you cleaned your bowl
and go to school with resin on your fingers. |
Ryan C. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...your mom asks why
your room smells different, and it's the
only day you haven't smoked weed in there. |
Nathan G. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you catn typ woth a
shit. |
Cody P. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you jump in the
shower and realize you still have your socks
and underwear on. |
Count Smokula |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you've just been
busted and you can't wipe that stupid grin
off your face. |
Nick |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you think your dog is
talking to you, but it's really the radio
that's on. |
Spencer J. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you are looking for a
new sack when the one you have is only half
gone. (3 people) |
Michelle M.
Frank B. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you spend a few
hundred dollars to grow your own endless
supply. |
Wanda H. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you forgot what you
were going to say. (3 people on this one) |
Cadilac
Amber-Marie |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you watch Martha
Stewart to see if she shows you how to make
a bong out of a toilet paper roll. |
Renee C. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you forget to add
your contact information in your submission. |
Zack B. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...your MIA Bic lighter
is in front of your face the whole time. (6
people on this one) |
Judy
Brandon B. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you sit for hours on
WTP and try to sum up your everyday life in
a hilarious short statement. |
Sean |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you put your name on
the web to say "Yes, I am" |
Robert U. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...instead of sucking on
the bong - you blow! |
Travis F. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you ask the person
next to you to pass the bong, and you're
holding it! |
Kevin P. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you pass out in your
little sisters crib with an ounce and a bong
laying next to you and a baby blanket over
the top to smog yourself. |
Bill M. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...every story you tell
starts off with "I was really stoned and..." |
Chris W. |
| You know
you're a stoner if...losing this contest
upsets you for weeks, because you're not the
funniest and didn't win the free bong. |
Rich F. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...running out of reefer
is equivalent to the end of the World. |
Woodstuck |
| You know
you're a stoner when... You're looking for
your cell phone and you're talking on it. |
Becky |
| You know
you're a stoner when... You don't smoke
cigarettes, but carry a purse full of
lighters. |
Dutchess of
Doobiage |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you spend half an
hour searching for the joint that's in your
hand. |
Janet |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you walk up to a cop
and ask him if he has any weed. |
Alejandro |
| You know
you're a stoner when...your friend mistakes
you for a Chinese person because you can't
keep your eyes open. |
Breezy |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you can't figure out
why your arm can't work your pushclick
lighter and realize your arm is asleep and
the bowl is already cashed. |
Kitty
Katrina |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you've been watching
TV for an hour when a commercial comes on
and you can't remember what you were
watching. |
Amy |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you go to the
bathroom and you forget to piss. |
Chris C. |
| You know
you're a stoner when...you wake up in a
beanbag chair with your clothes on backwards
and a half ounce on your lap with a packed
bowl from the night before. |
Marcia |
