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you click on links that say Do Not Click,
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1st Prize WINNER NOVEMBER 2014

You know you're a Stoner when... you have to turn down the T.V. to taste your food.
 

Cody S.
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2nd Place WINNER NOVEMBER 2014

You know you're a Stoner when... your dog has mastered the Art of finding the weed your stoned ass stashed.
 

Alex H.
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3rd Place WINNER NOVEMBER 2104

You know you're a stoner when... you say "let me hit that" when asking to share some munchies.
 

Matt S.
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1st Prize WINNER DECEMBER 2013

You know you're a Stoner when... Every Ziploc of food leftovers in your refrigerator is rolled up like a baggie of marijuana.
 

Kevin P.
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2nd Place WINNER DECEMBER 2013

You know you're a Stoner when... Every picture you have of yourself, all you remember is you were high as hell...
 

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You know you're a stoner when... You have a box of pipe parts and paraphernalia hidden in your house.
 

Daryn L.
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You know you're a stoner when you reply to these sites at 3a.m. Daniel S
You might be a stoner if, auto correct can't even figure it out Charles F
You know your a stoner when you get held at customs on a first date! Taylor W
You know your a stoner when bragging about past concerts, it always ends with, "Man I was so stoned" Phillip C
You know you're a stoner when… your girlfriends name is Mary Jane. Carson B
You know you're a stoner... When you try to light a beer bottle with a lighter! Mitch T
You know your a stoner when your first car wreck was forgetting to open the garage door. Shiann P
You know you're a stoner when... You immediately become a Grade A Engineer once you realize there's nothing here to smoke out of. Carlos B
You know you're a Stoner when... You'd rather win an all-expenses paid trip to Amsterdam rather than the Bahamas. Daniel B
You know you're a stoner when you own three Bob Marley T-shirts, but you can't name a single one of his songs. Joel A
You know your a stoner when...you just smoked a fatty and forget - so you smoke another. Mary W
 

1st Prize WINNER OCTOBER 2012

You know you're a Stoner when... the first time you remember smoking was with your brother (even though you are an only child).

John W.
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2nd Place WINNER OCTOBER 2012

You know you're a Stoner when...your life is a constant struggle between your desire to ration your weed, and your desire to smoke more weed.

Benjamin F.
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3rd Place WINNER OCTOBER 2012

You know you're a stoner when...your kids middle names are Sativa and Indica.

Cameron S. ($20)
 

WINNER OCTOBER 2011

You know you're a stoner when you hang out with people you don't like, just because they got buds.

 

Leslie

You know you're a stoner when...you look at the person next to you and say "I'm not as think as you stoned I am - this comfy is so couch table. Todd S.
You know you're a stoner when...you wash your bong more often than your dishes. Nik L.
You know you're a stoner when...you cleaned your bowl and go to school with resin on your fingers. Ryan C.
You know you're a stoner when...your mom asks why your room smells different, and it's the only day you haven't smoked weed in there. Nathan G.
You know you're a stoner when...you catn typ woth a shit. Cody P.
You know you're a stoner when...you jump in the shower and realize you still have your socks and underwear on. Count Smokula
You know you're a stoner when...you've just been busted and you can't wipe that stupid grin off your face. Nick
You know you're a stoner when...you think your dog is talking to you, but it's really the radio that's on. Spencer J.
You know you're a stoner when...you are looking for a new sack when the one you have is only half gone. (3 people) Michelle M.
Frank B.
You know you're a stoner when...you spend a few hundred dollars to grow your own endless supply. Wanda H.
You know you're a stoner when...you forgot what you were going to say. (3 people on this one) Cadilac
Amber-Marie
You know you're a stoner when...you watch Martha Stewart to see if she shows you how to make a bong out of a toilet paper roll. Renee C.
You know you're a stoner when...you forget to add your contact information in your submission. Zack B.
You know you're a stoner when...your MIA Bic lighter is in front of your face the whole time. (6 people on this one) Judy
Brandon B.
You know you're a stoner when...you sit for hours on WTP and try to sum up your everyday life in a hilarious short statement. Sean
You know you're a stoner when...you put your name on the web to say "Yes, I am" Robert U.
You know you're a stoner when...instead of sucking on the bong - you blow! Travis F.
You know you're a stoner when...you ask the person next to you to pass the bong, and you're holding it! Kevin P.
You know you're a stoner when...you pass out in your little sisters crib with an ounce and a bong laying next to you and a baby blanket over the top to smog yourself. Bill M.
You know you're a stoner when...every story you tell starts off with "I was really stoned and..." Chris W.
You know you're a stoner if...losing this contest upsets you for weeks, because you're not the funniest and didn't win the free bong. Rich F.
You know you're a stoner when...running out of reefer is equivalent to the end of the World. Woodstuck
You know you're a stoner when... You're looking for your cell phone and you're talking on it. Becky
You know you're a stoner when... You don't smoke cigarettes, but carry a purse full of lighters. Dutchess of
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You know you're a stoner when...you spend half an hour searching for the joint that's in your hand. Janet
You know you're a stoner when...you walk up to a cop and ask him if he has any weed. Alejandro
You know you're a stoner when...your friend mistakes you for a Chinese person because you can't keep your eyes open. Breezy
You know you're a stoner when...you can't figure out why your arm can't work your pushclick lighter and realize your arm is asleep and the bowl is already cashed. Kitty
Katrina
You know you're a stoner when...you've been watching TV for an hour when a commercial comes on and you can't remember what you were watching. Amy
You know you're a stoner when...you go to the bathroom and you forget to piss. Chris C.
You know you're a stoner when...you wake up in a beanbag chair with your clothes on backwards and a half ounce on your lap with a packed bowl from the night before. Marcia

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